Desperately anticipating iTunes gift cards for Christmas so I can download Britney, Miley, Katy, and Gaga’s new albums. Plus a Cher single followed by a possible Lea Michele. and if that doesn’t spell out g-a-y, idk what does
- half the stuff on final exams: surprise bitch, i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
- principal: your son has been displaying odd behavior the past couple of months
- principal: have there been troubles at home --
- me: *sips margarita*
- principal: what the hell
- principal: where did you get that you weren't holding one two minutes ago
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.